100+ Funny MLS Fantasy Team Names for 2025

The 2025 Major League Soccer season kicks off on Saturday 22nd of February, and we have got you covered when it comes to your fantasy soccer team name. Get your winning team off to a great start by picking one of your 100+ funny fantasy MLS team names.

What is a fantasy soccer team without a clever name to go along with it? We have picked out more than a hundred suggestions so you are sure to find a winner among them. These aren’t the same old fantasy soccer nicknames that have been showing up the past few years, you will find plenty of fresh ideas here that will put your buddies to shame.

No more racking your brains for the best name – take your pick from our ultimate fantasy MLS team name selection:

1. 50 Shades of Reyna
2. A Goal Has No Name
3. Against the VAR
4. All About That Brace
5. Back of the Net FC
6. Ballers & Callers
7. Bangers & Mash FC
8. Beckham’s Right Foot
9. Bend It Like Busquets
10. Big D Energy FC
11. Boots & Banter
12. Brace Yourself
13. By Any Means Neymar-ssary
14. Can’t Stop This Messi
15. Caught Offside
16. Chip & Chase FC
17. Clipped Crossers
18. Comeback Kings
19. Corner Kick Crew
20. Crossbar Challenge
21. Curling Wizards
22. Dallas Buyers Club FC
23. Darwin Quakes
24. De Bruyne Ultimatum
25. Defense Wins Championships
26. Deportivo VARcelona
27. Dirty Tackle FC
28. Don’t VAR-y Be Happy
29. Dribble Kings
30. Dropped Points FC
31. Dybala’s Dive Club
32. El Tráfico Trash Talkers
33. False Nine Fanatics
34. Fancy Footwork FC
35. FC Barcelona Rejects
36. FC Broke Boys
37. FC Dallas and Chill
38. FC Messi Business
39. First Touch Failures
40. Free Kick Legends
41. Full Time Hecklers
42. Galaxy of Stars
43. Game of Throw-Ins
44. Get Your Kicks FC
45. Give ‘Em the Boot
46. Goal Diggers
47. Goal of Thrones
48. Golazo Gang
49. Grass-Stains United
50. Hakuna Matata FC
51. Hand of Fraud
52. Header Hunters
53. Hollywood FC
54. I Think I Kante
55. Ice Cold Finishers
56. Inter Meme FC
57. Inter MeSSi CF
58. Keeper Sweepers
59. Kickin’ It Old School
60. Last Minute Screamers
61. Left Foot Legends
62. Let’s Get Messi 🐐
63. Lights Out FC
64. Los Angeles FC Hollywood
65. Low Block Legends
66. Major League Jokers
67. Malice in Dallas
68. Manchester Untied
69. Messi & Friends
70. Messi Business
71. Messi Magic
72. Messi Minutes
73. Messi Side Up
74. Messi State of Mind
75. Messi, Messi, Messi!
76. Midfield Magicians
77. MLS Cup or Bust
78. Neymar’s Swimming Club
79. Net Rippers FC
80. Nutmeg United
81. Offside Trappers
82. Over The Bar FC
83. Passing Fancy
84. Penalty Box Bandits
85. PenalMessi (For those PK goals)
86. Pitch Invaders
87. Playmaker Posse
88. Pressing Issues FC
89. Red Card Collectors
90. Refs Love Us
91. Set Piece Specialists
92. Shaky Defenders FC
93. Short Corners FC
94. Showboaters Anonymous
95. Sideline Screamers
96. Sliding Into Your DM’s FC
97. Soccerholics Anonymous
98. Stop! Hammer Time
99. Straight Red FC
100. Striker’s Paradise
101. VARcelona