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  • 500+ Best Funny Fantasy Football Team Names for 2025

    February 3, 2025By Ross O'Connor
    Khalil Mack of the Chicago Bears laughing on the sidelines during an NFL game.

    It’s never to early to start thinking about your fantasy football team for next season!

    Struggling to come up with a name? Don’t worry, we have done the legwork for you to provide you with more than 500 of the best and funniest NFL team names for you to use.

    Check out our list and see which of these fantasy team names is the one to propel you to glory in the new season!

    We’ve divided our list by NFL teams, so you can pick out a name that relates to your fandom, or else scroll down to the bottom and choose from our ‘General’ selection of names not related to a specific NFL team. And right down at the end of the page there are some fantasy names slamming those NFL teams you just love to hate!:

    Arizona Cardinals

    Bird Gang Blitz
    Kyler’s Comeback Tour
    Cardinal Sins
    Murray’s Miracle Workers
    Hollywood & Hop Bomb Squad
    Beak Breakers
    Nest Protectors
    Red Zone Renegades
    Desert Storm
    Cactus Crushers
    Rising Redbirds
    Murray Up Offense
    Zona End Zone
    J.J. Swatted
    Kliff Kings-bury

    Atlanta Falcons

    Dirty Bird Dynasty
    Bijan Mustard Makers
    Ridder Me This
    Falcons’ Fury
    Red & Black Attack
    Pitts Stop
    Drake London Calling
    ATL Air Raid
    Ice Cold Matty
    Peach State Punishers
    Rise Up Warriors
    Hawked & Loaded
    Bijan’s Bunch
    Run It Back ATL
    High Flying Falcons

    Baltimore Ravens

    Lamarvelous Squad
    Raven About It
    Edgar Allen Bro
    Zay Flowers Power
    Purple Pain
    The Murder of Crows
    Mark of the Beast (Andrews)
    Nevermore Nightmares
    Harbaugh’s Hustlers
    Gus the Bus Express
    Ravens Flock Strong
    OBJ’s Redemption Tour
    Flock to the End Zone
    Defensive Nest
    The Flying Harbaughs

    Buffalo Bills

    Josh Allen’s Rocket Arm
    Diggs and Destroy
    Circle the Wagons
    Bills Mafia Madness
    Buffa-Low Expectations
    Cookin’ with James
    Allen the Family
    Red, White & Bills
    Gabe’s TD Factory
    Von’s Sacks on Sacks
    Kincaid’s Crusaders
    Lake Effect Touchdowns
    Snowball Slayers
    Buffalo Stampede
    Blizzard Brigade

    Carolina Panthers

    Bryce Mode Activated
    Keep Pounding Kings
    Big Cat Attack
    Miles High Club
    Young & Restless
    Panther Pursuit
    Black & Blue Bruisers
    Mingo Mode
    Feline Frenzy
    Carolina Reapers
    Thielen Myself
    Chuba’s Express
    Reich’s Redemption
    Roaring to the Playoffs
    Horned Up Defense

    Chicago Bears

    Bear Down Brigade
    Windy City Winners
    Fields Day
    Sweetness & Light
    The Monsters of the Midway
    Chi-Town Touchdowns
    Refrigerator Perry’s Plows
    D.J. Moore to See
    Shuffling Crew
    The Grit & Grind Bears
    Hibernation Nation
    Da Sack Attack
    Soldier Field Generals
    Midway Maulers
    Chi-Town Chasers

    Cincinnati Bengals

    Burrowed in First
    Who Dey Dynasty
    Ja’Marr We Go Again
    Chase & Repeat
    Bengal Blitz
    Mixon It Up
    The Stripes are Right
    Cincy Jungle Kings
    Burrowhead Redemption
    Tee Time TDs
    The Bengal Roar
    Stripes Strike Back
    The Orange Storm
    Joe Cool & The Gang
    Cincy Stingers

    Cleveland Browns

    Brownie Points
    The Dawg Pounders
    Deshaun of the Dead
    Nick Chubb’s Trains
    Dawg Days Ahead
    Cleveland Steamrollers
    Amari’s Catch Factory
    Schwartz Speedsters
    Brown & Orange Brigade
    Njoku’s Jokers
    The Mistake-Free Lake
    Bark at the Moon
    Watson’s Wagers
    Hunt for the Playoffs
    The Myles High Club

    Dallas Cowboys

    America’s Fantasy Team
    How ‘Bout Them Wins
    Dak to the Future
    Lamborghini CeeDee
    Micah Wave Defense
    Jerry’s World Warriors
    Pollard Express
    Parsons Sack Attack
    Zeke Who?
    Trevon’s Island
    Blue Star Blitz
    Dez Caught It 2.0
    Texas Two-Step TDs
    Cowboys Stampede
    Big D Dynasty

    Denver Broncos

    Let Russ Cook 2.0
    Mile High Miracles
    Sutton Impact
    Javonte’s Juggernauts
    The Orange Rush
    Broncos Bucking Up
    Unlimited Touchdowns
    Mile High Magic
    Sean Payton’s Playmakers
    McLaughlin to the Bank
    Rocky Mountain Rockstars
    Wilson’s Redemption
    Bronco Busters
    Mile High Mafia
    Orange & Blue Wrecking Crew

    Detroit Lions

    Goff & Running
    Motor City Madness
    Hutch Sacks on Sacks
    St. Brown Sun Gods
    Blue Kool-Aid Chuggers
    Lion Kings
    One Pride Warriors
    Dan Campbell’s Kneecaps
    Gibbs Mode Activated
    Lions’ Den Domination
    Detroit Rock City
    Roaring Red Zone
    Ford Field Frenzy
    The Goff-father
    Monty’s Touchdown Train

    Green Bay Packers

    Love and Touchdowns
    Cheesehead Champions
    The Frozen Tundra Tribe
    Watson’s End Zone Express
    Packers Gonna Pack
    Dillon’s Quad Squad
    Green & Gold Juggernauts
    Jordan’s Leap
    Tundra Titans
    Green Bay Thunder
    The AJ Show
    Big Cheese Blitz
    LaFleur Power
    Lambeau Legends
    Pack It Up

    Houston Texans

    CJ Stroud’s Strikers
    The Houston Hustle
    Tank Dell’s Touchdown Machine
    Young & Stroud
    Red, White & Houston
    Texan Takeover
    Singletary’s Soldiers
    Battle Red Warriors
    Pierce The Defense
    Lone Star Stars
    Stroud Nine Offense
    The D’Amico Defense
    Rockets & Red Zone
    Houston Rising
    H-Town Dominators

    Indianapolis Colts

    Richardson’s Rushers
    Taylor’s Touchdown Troopers
    Horseshoe Hustlers
    The Colt Following
    Indy Air Raid
    Colts Stampede
    Minshew Mustache Mafia
    Alec the Great (Pierce)
    Lucas Oil Legends
    The Blue Stable
    Riding the Colts to Glory
    Taylor Made Touchdowns
    Colt 45s & TDs
    The Galloping Colts
    Shaq Leonard’s Hit Squad

    Jacksonville Jaguars

    Sunshine & Touchdowns
    Lawrence of Jacksonville
    T-Law & Order
    Jags on the Prowl
    Duval Dynasty
    Etienne Everything
    Tank Bigsby Boom
    Kirk’s Catch Crew
    Sacksonville Reborn
    The Jungle Cats
    Jaguar Juggernauts
    Pederson’s Playmakers
    Jags Wild
    Trevor’s Triumph
    Black & Teal Takeover

    Kansas City Chiefs

    Mahomes & Kelce Inc.
    Pacheco’s Powerhouse
    KC BBQ Blitz
    Red Kingdom Reign
    Showtime Mahomes
    Arrowhead Assassins
    Swifties & Touchdowns
    Rice & Shine
    Super Bowl or Bust
    McKinnon’s Magic
    Chief Concerns
    Andy Reid’s Feast Mode
    Ring Collectors
    Big Red’s Playmakers
    Kelce Kelce Kelce

    Las Vegas Raiders

    Black Hole Ballers
    Raider Nation Domination
    Josh Jacobs’ Jackpot
    Vegas Strip Sackers
    Garoppolo’s Gambit
    Silver & Blackout
    Pirates of the End Zone
    Meyers’ Route Runners
    Commitment to Excellence
    Mad Maxx Attack
    Renfrow’s Route Masters
    House Always Wins
    Sin City Slayers
    Vegas Heat
    Davis Dynasty

    Los Angeles Chargers

    Bolt Up Ballers
    Herbert Air Raid
    Eckler’s Electric Company
    Keenan & The Kids
    Quentin’s Quick Six
    Derwin’s Hit Squad
    Bosa’s Sack Factory
    Spanos’ Sorrows
    Hollywood Herbert
    Blue & Gold Thunder
    Charged Up Champs
    The Powder Blue Crew
    Lombardi’s Legacy
    Ekeler Express
    Bolt City Blazers

    Los Angeles Rams

    Ram It Again
    Stafford & Sons
    Kupp Runneth Over
    Puka’s Playground
    The Aaron Donald Effect
    Hollywood Horns
    McVay’s Playmakers
    Blue & Gold Bullies
    Fearsome Foursome 2.0
    Kyren’s Cruisers
    Ram Tough
    Rams House Rising
    SoFi Showstoppers
    Goff-less & Great
    Horns Up Hitters

    Miami Dolphins

    Tua Turn the Ball Over (or Not)
    Miami Vice Offense
    Tyreek It to the House
    Mostert Express
    Dolphin Deep Threats
    Fins Up Fast
    Waddle Vision
    McDaniel’s Mad Scientists
    South Beach Sizzle
    Raheem’s Racecar
    Achoo! (Gesicki’s Griddy)
    Cheetah’s Sprint Squad
    Dolphin Dynasty
    Tua Cool for School
    Mike & The Mechanics

    Minnesota Vikings

    Skol Squad
    Captain Kirk’s Starfleet
    Justin Time for Touchdowns
    Purple People Eaters 2.0
    Hockenson’s Heroes
    Addison’s Route Runners
    Viking Invasion
    Cook-less in Minnesota
    Jefferson Air Yards
    Frozen Tundra Terrors
    The Norse Code
    Winning Minny Style
    KOC’s Playmakers
    Vikings Voyage
    Purple Reign

    New England Patriots

    Belichick’s Last Stand
    Mac & Cheese Offense
    The Patriot Way
    Six Rings & Counting
    Foxborough Fortress
    Juju on That Beat
    Rham’s House
    New England Empire
    Zappe Hour
    Kraft’s Champs
    Patriots’ Rebellion
    Boston Tea Party 2.0
    Deflating the Competition
    The Hoodie’s Final Form
    Gillette Gladiators

    New Orleans Saints

    Derek Carr Bombers
    Who Dat Warriors
    Kamara’s Krewe
    Olave Garden
    Big Easy Ballers
    Bayou Blitz
    Black & Gold Glory
    Hurricane Saints
    Saints Marching In
    Taysom’s Trick Play Army
    New Orleans Nightmares
    Dome Patrol 2.0
    Carr Trouble
    Brees & Dat Legacy
    Mardi Gras Maulers

    New York Giants

    Danny Dimes Dynasty
    Saquads of New York
    Big Blue Wrecking Crew
    G-Men Grinders
    Wink’s Defensive Wall
    Barkley’s Bruisers
    Giant Killers
    MetLife Monsters
    NYC Gridlock
    Daboll’s Dawgs
    Empire State Champs
    The Big Apple Blitz
    Hodgins’ Heroics
    Lawrence Sack Exchange
    Jones & The Giants

    New York Jets

    Gang Green Grit
    Aaron It Out
    Hall Yeah!
    Sauce Bosses
    Gotham’s Gridiron
    Rodgers’ Revenge
    Breece Mode
    Jetcetera Jetcetera
    Wilson’s Wingers
    Jets Fueling Up
    MetLife Magic
    Broadway Aaron
    Green Machine
    New York Airstrike
    Quinnen’s Sack Squad

    Philadelphia Eagles

    Brotherly Love Ballers
    Fly Eagles Fly
    Hurt So Good
    AJ Brown’s Bombs
    Philly Philly Phanatics
    Kelce’s Pancake Factory
    Bird Gang Ballers
    Swift & Hurts Express
    The Tush Pushers
    Green & Mean
    Rocky’s Underdogs
    Sirianni’s Soldiers
    Eagle Empire
    Midnight Green Monsters
    The Brotherly Shove

    Pittsburgh Steelers

    Steel Curtain Redux
    Pickett’s Fencing
    Watt’s Up
    Najee & The Tough Guys
    Blitzburgh Backers
    The Black & Gold Standard
    Yinzer Warriors
    Tomlin’s Titans
    Renegade’s Revenge
    Steel City Smash
    Highsmith’s Hit Squad
    The Pickens Pocket
    Cam Heyward’s Hammer
    Iron City Icons
    Kenny & The Kids

    San Francisco 49ers

    Brock & Roll Express
    CMC Ya Later
    The Gold Rush
    Deebo’s Deliveries
    Niner Nation
    Shanahanigans
    Kittle’s Kingdom
    Red & Gold Wrecking Crew
    Purdy Good Squad
    Bay Area Bombers
    McCaffrey’s Marathon
    Shanahan’s Playbook Wizards
    Nick Bosa’s Sack Pack
    Faithful to the End Zone
    The West Coast Kings

    Seattle Seahawks

    12th Man Militia
    Metcalf Mode
    Geno’s Redemption Tour
    Legion of Zoom
    Seattle Storm Surge
    Lockett & Loaded
    Pete Carroll’s Playmakers
    Emerald City End Zone
    The Hawk’s Nest
    Walker’s Runners
    No Fly Zone 2.0
    Kenneth’s Chaos
    Seahawk Strikers
    Rain City Rebels
    Pacific Northwest Punishers

    Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    Baker’s Dozen TDs
    Evans Above
    Bucs Life Matters
    Godwin’s Gladiators
    Tampa Two Terrors
    Pirates of the Red Zone
    Rays of Touchdowns
    Bowles’ Defenders
    Big Bad Bucs
    Bay Area Bandits
    Fire the Cannons
    Mayfield’s Marauders
    The Pewter Plunderers
    Florida Man Football
    Sacks & Sea Monsters

    Tennessee Titans

    Tighten Up Titans
    King Henry’s Kingdom
    Willis Power
    Vrabel’s Army
    Tennessee Two-Step
    DeAndre’s End Zone
    Oil Rig Wrecking Crew
    The Titan Terrors
    D-Hop’s Route Runners
    Blue Flame Bombers
    The Nashville Nightmares
    Burks & Beyond
    Tannehill’s Task Force
    Rumble in Nashville
    The Music City Mashers

    Washington Commanders

    Commander in Chief
    Sam’s Slingers
    Riverboat Ron’s Gamblers
    Chase Young’s Sack Pack
    FedEx Field Fighters
    Dotson’s Dashers
    Burgundy & Gold Blitz
    Howell’s Hammers
    Monumental Playmakers
    Gibson’s Ground Attack
    Terry’s Troopers
    D.C. Defenders
    Capitol Gridiron
    Nation’s Capital Crushers
    Command & Conquer

    General

    Air Raid Assassins
    Any Given Sunday Scaries
    Backfield Bandits
    Ballin’ on a Budget
    Battle of the Bye Weeks
    Blitzkrieg Ballers
    Chain Movers
    Clock Management Masters
    Clutch or Bust
    Cover the Spread Kings
    End Zone Entrepreneurs
    Fantasy Football Phantoms
    Fourth & Forever
    Game of Throws
    Gridiron Gladiators
    Hail Mary Hustlers
    Hot Route Heroes
    Legends of the Goal Line
    Monday Night Mayhem
    No Punt Intended
    Overtime Warriors
    Pigskin Profiteers
    Red Zone Royalty
    Sleeper Pick Syndicate
    YAC Attack

    If you can’t find a name from the 500+ selections above then you just ain’t read it closely enough! Hopefully your new team name inspires you to Fantasy Football greatness this year.

    To finish up with, here are some take-downs of your least favorite NFL teams – use these ones to rub it in the face of your rivals!

    NFL Rival Slams

    Arizona Cardinals – No Flight Plan
    Atlanta Falcons – 28-3 PTSD
    Baltimore Ravens Nevermore Winners
    Buffalo Bills – Wide Right Dynasty
    Carolina Panthers – Keep Punting
    Chicago Bears – Fields of Disappointment
    Cincinnati Bengals – Burrowed and Still No Ring
    Cleveland Browns – Factory of Sadness
    Dallas Cowboys – The 90s Called
    Denver Broncos – Let Russ Cooked
    Detroit Lions – Rebuilding Since 1957
    Green Bay Packers – Love Hurts
    Houston Texans – Still the Little Brother
    Indianapolis Colts – No Luck Since Luck
    Jacksonville Jaguars – London’s Best Team
    Kansas City Chiefs – Reffing Kingdom
    Las Vegas Raiders – Commitment to Mid
    Los Angeles Chargers – Bolts But No Battery
    Los Angeles Rams – Stan Bought a Ring
    Miami Dolphins – Living in ’72
    Minnesota Vikings – Wide Left Warriors
    New England Patriots – Brady Carried You
    New Orleans Saints – Bounty Hunting Since ‘09
    New York Giants – Two Lucky Catches FC
    New York Jets – Super Bowl III Was Nice
    Philadelphia Eagles – Brotherly Shove, No Love
    Pittsburgh Steelers – Tomlin’s Never-Ending .500
    San Francisco 49ers – QB Graveyard
    Seattle Seahawks – Should’ve Ran It
    Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Brady’s Retirement Home
    Tennessee Titans – One Yard Short
    Washington Commanders – Name Still Pending

    Ross O'Connor

    About Ross O'Connor

    Ross has been writing about sports for over a decade, spcecializing in the NFL, soccer and boxing. His written work has appeared on a number of online publications over that time.